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New isht! New isht!

Mike Dietz

Jun 3 (8 days ago)
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IT'S VAN DAMME
FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!



GET UP BABY! IT'S FRIDAY!

 

JEAN'S GOT, HUNNNNNNGRY EYES!

IT'S ANOTHER, VANNNNN DAMMMMME FRIDAY!


YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO NEXT...



 

LET’S F$@&*IN’
RAAAAGGGEEEEEE!!!!!!


Oh man do I have some new stuff for you guys today!!! Without further ado, enjoy!


​Rain rain go away, ruin my selfie another day!


​Y'all heard of Super Sized Fries...now introducing, Jean Claude Fries


​Just grabbin the bull by the horns. Grippin it and rippin it.


​Somebody's excited for the Belmont next weekend!


​Ladies and Gentlemen, BRUCE BUFFER!!!!!!!


​Was only a matter of time before two became one via the Snapchat filter. 


​DAMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEE DANIEL! BACK AT IT AGAINNNN WITH THE WHITE VANSSSSS!  STUSSY!!!!

 

 



 

 

PASS THIS ALONG TO ALL THOSE IN NEED OF A FRIDAY MOOD BOOSTER.

HAVE A GREAT MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND!

 

 

 

"God gave me a great body and it's my duty to take care of my physical temple." – JCVD

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